the trinity of confused medical professionals
i have a strong desire for a road trip and/or a convention right now
Ladies and gentlemen, a one of a kind, limited edition, Vladmir Putin butt plug.
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
I occasionally use my eyebrows for heavy lifting
How can you see into my eyes like open doors
check out the way this dog’s eye’s open
this dog rocks
Thats not a fucking dog you idiots its a lion
it’s a tiger this post is a train wreck